she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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