Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
two words: eviction party
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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