Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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