No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
