there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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