dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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