ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just had sex on a roof
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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