After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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