Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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