nut hugger
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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