With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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