I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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