She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's shark week go big or go home
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
