6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
