is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he was CRYING into my vagina
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Text me some of your sweat
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