am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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