I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
