we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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