I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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