just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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