so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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