i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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