I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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