in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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