I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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