I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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