everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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