I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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