a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
