If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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