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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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