There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Randomize
