Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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