You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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