would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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