is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cannot find my penis.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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