Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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