Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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