How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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