im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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