how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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