So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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