i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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