I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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