My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
