Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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