But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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