So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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