you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
