That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He did a backflip because drugs
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