: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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