I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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