didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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