I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
operation harelip BJ is a go
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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